OMG YES PLEASE

Do you see this? Here, look - I'll show you:

This is a box. For the new freaking Pokemon game. I bought Black for the previous one, so I figured, why not get the opposite for the sequel? So yes, I now have in my possession the game of Pokemon White 2.

I'm gonna do something fun with this. Remember back in the day when I used to do semi-walkthroughs of different games? I think I'll do one for this game, too, only this time, I'll be a first-timer.

...And this is where I grow sad inside. You see, it is midterm week, and I have much to finish and turn in before Wednesday, when I'll finally be in my fall break. I may play a few minutes here or there between now and Wednesday, but I won't have anything to post most likely until this weekend, so be patient, and I'll whip up a nice blog sequence for White 2. <3

Also, I know I've been neglecting my story remake of Glitchy Red. Have no fear, though. I promise you - no, I pinkie promise you, I'll have a new chapter up by this weekend as well. Hope you'll like it. :D

-Churl

9 Reasons Why Johto is my Favorite Gen.

Everyone who's ever immersed themselves in a few Pokemon games will tell you that they have a preference for a specific generation, usually with reasons to back them up...usually. Most of the time, the winning candidate will be the original Pokemon Red, Blue and (in Japan) Green, with Yellow on the side. Though I will definitely agree that the simplicity of these GameBoy games are unmatched in some aspects, I truly cannot deny that I enjoyed playing Pokemon Gold, Silver, and Crystal far more, and here's why...in no particular order.

9 - Timing

(Behold, my childhood in a closet.) Anyway, Pokemon Gold and Silver came out mid-to-late 2000. I, at the time, had recently turned 7-years-old, just about the time for my vocabulary to sprout its wings and allow me to actually play video games without my mother reading everything to me. Silver, which I had chosen, was not my first Pokemon game - Blue was. The only problem is that when the very first Pokemon came out in 1998, I wasn't familiar with how to read. My mother taught me how to read through video games, to a certain point; she would sit me on her lap and let me hold the GameBoy, but would read to me whatever people said to Red in the older generations, so now that I was old enough to comprehend what people were saying for myself, that made the experience twice as memorable. I'm sure you've all experienced something like this, you gamers since childhood.

8 - Graphics

I've lightly mentioned this in a previous blog post about Pokemon graphics, but when I played the very first Pokemon games, the sprites tended to freak me out, until Pokemon Yellow sort of fixed that. Still, the grave images of...Golbat (shudder) and some others were branded into my memory. Pokemon Silver helped me believe in cute little pocket monsters again. I won't go into too much detail, but I thought they looked far nicer, and polished, particularly the newer additions, with these sorts of graphics. Not only that, but when I picked up Crystal the next year, I was amazed in a childish sort of way at the little animations they had added to all the Pokemon. It truly gave you the desire to "Catch 'em All."

7 - Rival Silver

Alright, I have a confession to make...I thought Rival Blue was awesome. He was a good rival in the first game, and though he didn't often provide too much of a challenge, he always popped up in places where you never expected him too, especially when you hadn't healed your team...

...What? This is about Silver, not Blue? Ah, really? That's interesting...what? Noooo, I never had a crush on Silver when I was younger, why would you say that? He's a redhead? Yeah, I know, but what difference does that  make? He was an abusive and self-centered trainer, and though he had a beautiful change of heart later on and spoke to you like an angel whenever you'd run into him...NO. I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON HIM. NEVER. I DENY THAT STATEMENT.

6 - Exploring Two Worlds

It honestly took me a while to plow through all the gym leaders so I could take on the Elite 4 and eventually beat the game. But after that, I figured that I would simply pass on to the next Pokemon game like it was nothing, just like what happened in Pokemon Blue. When I did defeat Lance and get the Pokemon Champion title, however, something interesting happened. I got a call from Prof. Elm and he shipped me off to Kanto. And at first I was like "Psh, yeah right." They were serious. It hadn't been that long after the first game that I did beat Silver, but it was almost like nostalgia to me, and it most certainly is now that I've played through HeartGold to pass on to Kanto. Though everyone somehow knows you're from the foreign region, you still get to take these more advanced trainers on and beat through the Kanto gym leaders, which I thought was an excellent layer of icing on the Silver cake.

5 - Shinies 

I'm not gonna lie - I played through Silver and Crystal quite a few times, and throughout those times, I did indeed hear people say things about some Pokemon being different. When you encountered the Red Gyarados in the Lake of Rage, it never occurred to me too much that it was a shiny. At the time I didn't have internet access to tell me what a shiny was, so I just thought it was a weird Gyarados, whatever. Then one day as I was playing Crystal I was breeding Eevee with my Ditto, and had like, 10 eggs. (I like Eevee, okay?) Then one hatched, and I noticed something different about it. It was a lot grayer than usual. Little did my small mind know that I had hatched one of the rarest shinies to grace Pokemon. I raised it to be an Espeon and nicknamed it Essence, and soon afterward...I erased my game. After I realized what I had done, I was almost heartbroken. These two shinies (Stantler and Tentacruel) are the only remaining ones I've caught on record, both on HeartGold. Thus, I will never again erase my HeartGold data...I'll just go pick up SoulSilver one day. ; w ;

4 - Berries

I honestly don't have too much to say about the Berries in G/S/C, because they weren't as advanced a system as they were in the next generation. Berries came in like...well, Berries, and status cure Berries. Very simple, eh? Well, when I was younger, this provided me with some sort of Animal Crossing effect - Berries grew once a day, since time had now been installed in the games, so I HAD to check the trees every single day so I would have all the berries. I dunno what was wrong with me at the time, but I spent a lot of time whilst playing through the games making sure I had all the berries I could ever need.

3 - Team Rocket

I initially didn't think much of Team Rocket in Pokemon Blue. I knew they were there, and I knew they were always causing trouble, but I really didn't display any emotion over whether or not they existed. Sure, they provided something to level-grind with, but that was just about it. Then they returned...3 years later, in G/S/C. I guess the return effect was what got me when you came across them in this generation. They had relatively the same Pokemon, but there was something different about them. Maybe it was the debut of your enemy's theme music? Yup, you got an epic battle theme when you ran into these guys. It pretty epic, too. Go look it up. Regardless, with their abrupt return and new look, they gave me another reason to be excite about playing this game.

2 - Breeding

Ah, what fond memories I had when I was younger, putting together two helpless Pokemon and pacing baaack and forth and baaack and forth on my bike between Goldenrod City and Route 34 in an effort that I would get an egg. It was usually just my Eevee and a Ditto, though, because my parents were too cheap to get me a strategy guide for a silly GameBoy Color game, so that's all I knew about. It was also an interesting epiphany that I had when I finally realized how the eggs randomly kept popping up at the Daycare center...Skitty/Wailord much?

1 - Overall Feel

I really dunno what it is about Pokemon Silver and Gold. Is it the concept of day and night that you experience when you decide to stay up past your bedtime under the blankets? Is it music style? Is it the plot difference? Or maybe the concept of Pokemon happiness? I really dunno. But it has my favorite starter of all time (Cyndaquil) along with your first debut for a female protagonist. Though I will never forgive GameFreak for replacing Kris with that bish Lyra in HeartGold/SoulSilver as your female character, I have very fond memories of playing this game, memories that I will share with my children when they learn to read. Video games are timeless, particularly Pokemon games, and I know that I will never forget this generation.

Sorry for the extremely long post, but I hoped you like my insight. <3

Chapter 8 - Nightmares

[DISCLAIMER - This chapter may not be for the faint of heart. You have been warned.]

Derrick allowed his eyes to glance at his counterpart occasionally as they made their way down Route 8 toward Celadon City. Red easily cut through the various trainers that challenged him on the way, but there was a different air about him that made Derrick uneasy. He knew that, somehow, Red was angry at him for letting the Raticate die. He felt bad about it, too, not being used to Pokemon ceasing to exist instead of simply lying immobile in his team's list, awaiting recovery at the Pokemon Center. But how was he to know?

"Red?"

The trainer made a silent acknowledgement toward the boy.

"I think I know what might cheer you up. A bit later on, we'll be able to try and find MissingNo."

...What's MissingNo.?

"It's a glitch that--"

Glitch?

Derrick cursed under his breath at making another game reference. He bit his lip and rapidly scrambled around in his mind for a cover up.

"Sorry, I didn't mean glitch. It's this extremely rare Pokemon that no-one's ever seen or caught, and it's really difficult and dangerous to find. It lives in the ocean. Think you're up to finding and catching it?"

Hmm...that'd be interesting. But how do you know about it if no-one's ever seen or caught it?

"Because I'm God, remember?" he blurted, wishing he could kick himself for saying so.

Suddenly, Derrick's vision went completely white. He covered his eyes and groaned, but the white remained strong in his sight. His head pounded softly as he heard his name being called. His stomach gave an all-too familiar heave as, after what seemed like hours of staring into a white void, he regained his vision just in time for a prepared hand to slap him across the face. He rubbed his cheek and looked around in bewilderment.

"Dude, are you okay!?" came the voice of Scott. He was back in his friend's room with a sore cheek and a queasy stomach.

"What happened..?" was the first thing he could muster. Scott knelt before a dimmed GameBoy SP that had clattered to the floor when he smacked Derrick.

"Turn this thing off and let's find a place to burn it. You've been playing that Pokemon stuff for waaaaay too long." Derrick knit his brows together.

"What was I doing?"

"You had your head leaned against my bed as you were playing on that thing, and you had the creepiest face, too. It's like you were possessed or something!"

"I was out of the zone, that's all..." Scott set the SP on his bed and grabbed Derrick by the shoulders.

"Dude...you weren't even looking at the screen and you had played for like, 10 minutes before I finally decided to try and shake you out of it. You just had this blank expression on your face. That thing's taking over your head!"
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Derrick sighed as he paced the coast of Cinnabar Island, trying to perform the Old Man Glitch. I flew to Viridian City to talk to the old man, but why isn't MissingNo. popping up now? I'm not even getting any other Pokemon... He clacked his tongue in frustration and allowed Red to cross onto the shore again; he needed to continue on into the Pokemon Mansion anyway so he could take on the gym leader.

"Derrick, it's 1am! Lights out!"

"'Kay, mom," Derrick responded, pulling the switch on his bedside lamp and leaning against his pillow as he maneuvered Red into the mansion. As Red took his first steps into the mansion, he stopped, and a text box appeared beneath him on the screen. It read:

RED: Nice try.

Derrick's eyes widened as he stared dumbly at the screen, rereading the text. Had Red just spoken to him through the game? Pulling his bed covers to his chin, he flicked the SP's power off and laid the device on the floor, rolling over and nestling into his covers. He needed some sleep.

That evening, Derrick dreamed vividly. A pale body loomed behind him as he walked in the void of his dream. As he caught a glimpse of it, he began to jog in an attempt to shrug the entity from his presence, but it only got closer. He dared not look back at it as his jog soon turned into a run, then a sprint. Still the body stayed close to him, arms reaching out. Suddenly, Derrick was jerked into the creature's grasp. The entity faced him about and ferociously began clawing at his chest cavity. Derrick could only watch in horror, looking dead into the face of his captor. It was a little boy with bright, red eyes, dark hair, and a Pokemon cap.

Red is DEAD!

Nooonono, this has nothing at all to do with my little story chapters. This is an entirely different manner of exclamation.
Last night I accomplished something that I had only dreamed of accomplishing, something that I never thought I'd have the patience and courage to do. Last night, I climbed Mt. Silver in my cartridge of Pokemon Heart Gold with this team:

Zippity (Jolteon) ♂ - Lv. 68
Essence (Espeon) ♀ - Lv. 70
Venom (Umbreon) ♂ - Lv. 66
Dipper (Vaporeon) ♂ - Lv. 68
Calor (Flareon) ♂ - Lv. 68
Dominic (Rhyhorn) ♂ - Lv. 35 (As an...HM whore.)

I had plenty...PLENTY of medicine with me, because honestly, I'm not the aggressive sort of gamer - not unless I absolutely must be. That being said, sometimes I cut corners because I have so much medicine.
Regardless, I took my team, climbed Mt. Silver, and promptly kicked Pokemon Trainer Red where the babies float.
No...actually, it was more interesting than that. See here for yourself.

As a disclaimer, this was a 25-minute-long battle, so I had to speed it up. Also, I've no idea why the camera kept refocusing. Hopefully you can still see well. I took the most ghetto of means to record this: my cell phone, taped to a plastic sweets box my boyfriend's mother got me for Christmas last year...yup.

I know those of you who've already beaten Red are probably ready to give some nice, critical comments about my form. Well MURRH. I'm proud of this accomplishment. He should have had more heals, being up there on that mountain all alone.
It was, I cannot deny, THE CLOSEST battle I have ever encountered. Once false move at the end and I would be throwing my DS against the wall on sheer rage and impulse. (Thank you, Zippity~)
Thankfully, though, that wasn't the case.

Don't worry - my next post will almost definitely be a new chapter.
My heart is simply still jittery from that battle. Thank you for reading this little ditty! Now I can truly call myself a Pokemon nerd.

- Churl

Chapter 7 - Disaster

"It wouldn't really do any good for us to go in there yet, Red," Derrick remarked after he saw Red's static figure heading toward the looming Pokemon Tower. He looked up at its disturbing beauty - what a notorious city this place was to begin with, but what a chill Derrick got from looking up at the many storeys this building could cast upon him in ways he couldn't experience while looking down at his GameBoy screen.

What's wrong with going in now?

"This is Pokemon Tower, and it's filled with ghost Pokemon."

I don't fear ghosts...besides, I have you with me, God.

Derrick flinched at this name. He hated being referred to as someone he clearly wasn't. Attempting to shrug it off, he came to Red and gently grasped his shoulders.

"It won't do any good right now to barge in. The ghosts are shrouded as mist that scares your Pokemon motionless. Let's take the western Route to Celadon city, and we'll find a device that'll uncover the ghosts' true identities. Until then, it's useless to go inside." He gently tugged on Red's shoulder to guide him away from the towering building, but the character wouldn't budge.

"What's wrong?"

...I want to go inside anyway.

"But there's no use in--"

I believe what you said, God...I just feel like I should go inside anyway. And it feels odd...I've never felt obligated like this. Just let me do this, God...please?

Derrick felt strange about Red being so adamant to go in a direction he had specifically stated was useless...almost as though he were pressing to the left on the D-Pad of his handheld, but his character was going to the right. He wasn't used to it.

"Alright," he muttered, releasing Red's shoulder, "if you feel so sure about it."

As the two crossed the threshold into the Pokemon Tower, Derrick could almost feel the essence of being in a cemetery. Frozen trainers stood among erect tombstones, staring. Female mediums mingled between others, their squared movements reminding him of spirit possession and sending a chill down his spine. He just wanted to get this over with so they could head toward Celadon City.

"Blue is upstairs waiting to battle you, Red," Derrick called over his shoulder as he headed toward the staircase that led to the second floor. As Red followed behind him, sure enough, Blue was in plain sight. He stood facing one of the many tombstones that filled up space in the tower. Finally he turned toward the two, and statically moved his body between them without any sort of acknowledgement, going down to the first  floor. Derrick raised an eyebrow.

"...He was supposed to fight you," he exclaimed softly. "You were supposed to face him and his Pokemon so that you could advance to the next floors." Red seemed too distracted with everything around him to notice him talking.

Are there any wild Pokemon on this floor, God...?

"No...this is a special floor. You're supposed to face off against Blue on this floor...why did he just leave?"

...He left a Pokeball behind.

"What are you talking about?" Derrick turned to Red, who was pointing toward the tombstone he once saw Blue standing in front of. At the foot of the tombstone lie a Pokeball. Derrick swallowed, and muttered, "Pick it up." As Red obeyed, the ball suddenly flashed, and released a captive Pokemon inside. It was a Raticate. Blue's Raticate. Red knelt by it, a soft pang of sadness flashing for a moment in his blank eyes.

God, it's hurt. It's been poisoned in battle or something...what do we do?


"What!?" Derrick blurted, remembering that Blue was without a Raticate after the battle with him on the S.S. Anne. Did he just leave it here to faint...?

"We have to take it to a Pokemon Center, of course. Come on!"

No, God. It's too weak. It won't make it to the Pokemon Center. We have to give it some potions, or an antidote first. I have some, let me--

"Don't worry about those. The Pokemon Center is free, and those aren't. Let's just take it with us. It'll be easier."

But...it won't make it if we take it with us. The poison will spread too quickly.

"Then we'll worry about it after we get there. Come on, Red!"

Can I please just give it one--

"It's not that big of a deal, Red. We can heal it at the Pokemon Center. Now, come on."

Red remained at the Raticate's side motionless for a while, his hat obscuring his face more than Derrick had seen before. Finally, the trainer scooped the Pokemon in his arms and carried it with him as he and Derrick made their way back downstairs. Suddenly, Derrick heard the Raticate's crying sound, only it was more low-pitched, and slower. As though it had fainted. Crap...

I told you it wouldn't make it...


"Hey, at least we can take it to the Pokemon Center and heal it up, now." Suddenly, Red stopped.

...What?


"That's what I've been saying this whole time, Red. We'll take it to the Pokemon Center, whether or not it's fainted, and have it all better in a matter of seconds."

What are you talking about...!?

Derrick swiveled to face the trainer, startled. Red had always been very monotonous in his character; he had never heard him raise his voice before.

You think this Raticate fainted?

"Well, yeah...isn't that what happened?"

When Pokemon lose the will to keep going, they don't faint. They die. In a Trainer battle, Pokemon are knocked out, but in the wild, they're killed. This Raticate was poisoned, and was going to die. That's why I kept suggesting we give it an antidote so that it would stop suffering. THEN we could take it to the Pokemon Center.

Derrick stood there, bewildered. The Pokemon had died...? He was so used to Pokemon being as good as new upon a simple trip to the Pokemon Center. It had never occurred to him that one could lose a Pokemon by circumstances like this. Red carried the Raticate toward an empty tombstone, and gently set its corpse inside, pausing silently for a moment, and standing to join Derrick stiffly.

Your ignorance made an innocent Pokemon die...but whatever, I guess...let's go to the next town....God...

5 Good Things Pokemon D/P Gave Us

I doubt I'm the only one in the fandom world that thinks that Pokemon's 4th generation, concerning Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum versions, was a little less than satisfactory to its general audience.
I bought Pokemon Diamond, excited for the adventure, but found it very hard at places to actually continue. It didn't really seem worth it to me. While I have actually completed the Elite 4 challenge in Diamond, I'm still left with a slightly sour taste in my mouth. Others will agree; the release led to Pokemon gaining a little less-than-great reputation, one that would last until the release of Heart Gold and Soul Silver, where they made a nice apology in the form of cute little Pokemon following you about and making the 2nd generation remake my favorite thus far.
Still, there are certain things that the 4th generation provided us with that I can safely smile at. I wrote out the statistics at about 1am, so please bear with me. Let's begin.

#5 - Dawn/Hikari

Pedophiles, be quiet for a moment.
Alright, so you have 6 female trainers to choose from in your Pokemon playage. I've got them all lined up above in order (sorry for the lopsidedness): You've got Kris (Gen. 2), May (Gen. 3), Leaf/Green (remake of Gen. 1), Dawn (Gen. 4), Lyra (remake of Gen. 2), and Hilda/White (Gen. 5). I will forever be a Kris fangirl, and don't understand why Lyra had to take her place, but if I had to chose a second place, it would definitely be Dawn. Her attire is no more or less skimpy than the others, so I will say nothing about her physical appearance, but what what I will say is that she looks the most normal of the female trainers. Yes, yes, Leaf doesn't have the extremely bent hairstyles that the others do, but Dawn's simply works.
She's the sweetest female companion of Ash's, in my opinion. I never watched much of the anime when it was running on television, but when I did see it, she was usually a cute, bubbly klutz learning about the world of Pokemon, and that just made me smile. She also, in my opinion, looks to be the only of the 6 who looks relatively 10-years-old. This is an assumption based on what you experience in the first game, but I always thought your playable trainer was supposed to be a 10-year-old Pokemon prodigy. That's not what I see when I pull up my trainer card. I see ladies, not girls.
But enough controversy on that.

#4 - The Poketch 

Alright, wait a sec before you start throwing stuff at me. This concept took a while for me to get used to. This generation was of the first sort for GameFreak to release on the Nintendo DS, so they were experimenting with what to do with an extra screen, and for what they tried, I'll give them some brownie points. I still call this thing a PokeWatch, simply because the name is...corny. When I first acquired this little device in the game, I was instantly reminded of the PokeGear from the 2nd generation, but way more in-your-face.

It had apps that you could download from people or events throughout the game, and made it interesting to see what you could attach next to the little thing. A lot of the apps were useless, in my opinion, varying from a calculator to a drawing pad to a counter to a little coin flippy thing. I never used the Poketch for much to begin with, but some of the apps had their beneficial quirks. It was useful to use the step counter to help me know when the hell my eggs would ever hatch instead of just riding my bike up and down...and up and down different routes until the egg surprised me. The dowsing machine app also came in handy. Though I rarely knew when to use it, the items I would uncover were usually pretty useful, like potions and healers. I think the real reason I like this device is because I constantly knew what time it was. I like to play Pokemon when I'm supposed to be asleep, and sometimes it escapes me to remember to look at my cell phone to remind me what time it was. Yes, you got to set your clock a lot in the games, but with the PokeGear, you had to actually open that up, and I never remembered to do it, so this device was annoying in the long run, but useful all the same.

#2 - This Tune

Hey, easy. I know that Pokemon's soundtrack doesn't get a whole lot of credit in the later generations, but this tune pleasantly surprised me. You experience one of the lakes very early in the game, so early that you encounter your first Pokemon and acquire your starter on the shore of the lakes. When I first played through this portion, I was like found it really serene and quaint, but your journey didn't lead you to the lakes again until much later on in the game.
I'm no musical expert, but this track is surprisingly good, compared to some of the other town music you encounter in the game, so I give it a hearty thumbs up.

#3 - New Evolutionary Stones

The majority of your evolutionary stones were already set out from the very beginning. You had water, fire, thunder, leaf, and moon stones that were easily purchased at the Celadon Dept. Store for vastly expanding your Pokedex. Then generation 2 brought about the Sun Stone and the Everstone, two that I didn't find a lot of use in, since, during the 2nd generation, you could only evolve 2 Pokemon with the Sun Stone, and the Everstone was simply used if you were on an epic nuzlocke adventure.

Then generation 4 came about and was like, "HAI, come evolve some more of your Pokemans!"
Now you've got the ones already listed, plus the dusk, shiny, and dawn stones. These made me smile a lot, I must say. One great thing I loved about these new stones is that they added evolutions to previous generation Pokemon who weren't meant to evolve in the first place, such as Murkrow and Misdreavus (Dusk), while others altered the evolution of previous generation Pokemon, such as a male Kirlia evolving into a Gallade instead of a prissy Gardevoir. This was a nice step forward in Pokemon, and since they even used these stones in the 5th generation, you get badass Pokemon such as Chandelure. ; w ;
Phew...anyway.

#1 - GAR-FREAKING-CHOMP

If you had the patience enough to brave Wayward Cave and find/catch a Gible, you were pretty much set for the rest of the game. Its base stats could easily compete with the other demi-legendaries, and its two types made it an interesting team player. Plus it's a freaking LAND SHARK...dragon...that can learn SURF.
It took quite a bit of grinding levels to get Gible to evolve into this creature, but it's definitely worth the pacing in an awkward cave.
I could go on for a good deal longer about Garchomp, but I don't want to make this blog post too long, so I'll let you go out and seek him out yourself.

My apologies for the random blog post instead of another chapter, but this started burning in my heart to tell, so I'm going to tell. Hopefully it was worth the read. :'D

Chapter 6 - Where were you?

"Dude...you look like you got hit by a train."

Derrick collapsed into the passenger seat of Scott's Cavalier, exhaling audibly through his nostrils. He wiped a hand down the front of his face, stretching his cheek muscles and yawning. He hadn't heard what had been said to him.

"What happened to you?" Scott pressed, backing the vehicle out of the driveway and beginning his way down the road.

"You seriously won't believe this..." Derrick muttered. "I was playing that bootleg cartridge while I was waiting for you, when I randomly fell asleep." Derrick's eyes drew to the window as he watched the neighborhood pass him by at about 25mph. "I had the most vivid dream I've ever experienced. I dreamed I was in the Pokemon world, and that I joined forces with Red to become a Pokemon master. It was incredible! I was having such an amazing time, when suddenly I woke up vomiting. And all this happened before you got here...it was all so weird." Derrick, let his eyes glaze over to mull on his dream, until he realized Scott hadn't said anything about it. He turned to face his driver, whose face was distorted with intensely suppressed giggling. He glared at the boy as he finally burst into a roaring laugh.

"Whoa-ho! Derrick, did you smoke something earlier today?" he exclaimed, unable to control his laughter. "I mean, I've heard some crazy reefer stories before, but Pokemon? Dude, that's just you tripping!"

"Hey, I wasn't on any drugs! It was a dream!" Derrick bitterly swallowed his chagrin, slumping more into the passenger seat. "I'm being serious, Scott. It was weird, yeah, but it was a really vivid dream."

"Maybe somebody should take a break from playing so many video games, then."

"What do you mean?"

"Face it. You play that Pokemon game like it's the only thing you know how to do."

Derrick gestured to make a retort, but reluctantly said nothing.

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If it was a dream...then how did the game suddenly get from Cerulean City to the S.S. Anne? Derrick examined the SP's screen thoughtfully, moving his little Red character around in the dark. Scott had previously left him at his own house while he went to drop his sister at someone else's home. Makes me glad I'm an only child, he half-chuckled to himself. He would have been dragged along, he knew, if it weren't for his annoying nausea returning to haunt him on the way to Scott's house. It still came in small waves as he attempted to maneuver Red through the pitch-black Rock Tunnel.

He experimentally closed his eyes as he weaved through the tunnel, quickly growing irritated with the thumping sound of hitting walls and running into more Zubats. Am I capable of playing this game in my sleep..? It didn't quite seem so, but how else was he able to play nearly a 2-hour's worth session in the seven minutes he was asleep? He closed his eyes again, trying to concentrate on the little memory he had in navigating this frustrating cave. Not much seemed to be happening but his character running into walls and repetitive fanfare of incoming wild Pokemon startling him. Still, he concentrated harder. Everything was so obscure just like it was supposed to be in the Rock Tunnel. He was simply too stubborn to make on of his team learn the Flash HM so he could see. He dodged wall after wall, Zubat after Geodude, trying to make his way around the cave.

"Stupid, stupid cave..."

...Derrick?

Derrick nearly jumped. He opened his eyes to find himself still surrounded by darkness. Was he dreaming again...?

"Red? Is that you?"

I thought that was your voice.


"Ugh, I can't see anything. Where are you?"

Just keep moving forward. I think we're almost out.

Derrick willed himself on, blinking every few seconds to make sure that nothing was wrong with his eyes, that he was legitimately in the Rock Tunnel. He flinched violently as he felt an almost cold hand on his shoulder.

It's me. Derrick...where did you go, back then? You got sick, then you just left.


Derrick squinted as he thought he saw a light in the distance. He pointed, as though Red could make out his gesture.

"Look, do you think that's the end of the cave?"

...It might be.

"Alright, get on your bike so we can finally be out of this creepy place."

Derrick grinned in spite of himself as he clumsily hoisted himself onto the back of Red's bike, the bicycle theme suddenly taking over his mind. He whistled it to himself softly to calm his mood as he and Red dodged more wild Pokemon to finally reach the end of the cave. As his eyesight finally returned to him, he dismounted the bike and began off, knowing that Lavender Town was ahead.

Wait, Derrick.

"Mm? What's wrong?" he asked, turning to face his stone-still companion.

How did you know I had gotten a bike...?


"The Chairman of the Pokemon Fan Club gave you a voucher for one in Vermillion City, didn't he?" Red didn't move a muscle.

I did, yes, and I went back to Cerulean City to get it...but that was after you left me alone on the ship...


Derrick froze, scavenging around in his mind for anything to cover up his folly with. How was he going to explain? Red approached him, and looked him in the eye. His normally static eyes...they were glimmering. With confusion.

You never answered my question. Where were you? Where did you go when you left me on the ship? You knew what happened afterward...but still you left me. Where were you?


He knew he was being pushed into a corner now. There was no hostility in Red's questions, but he didn't know how to answer him. He muttered a few useless comments, trying to find anything to cover himself. Finally, he went out on a limb.

"B-Back on the ship before I left...you called me God, didn't you? You told me that I knew everything and everyone...didn't you?" Red gave him a thoughtful stare before nodding in his usual fashion. Derrick swallowed. "...I-It's true..."

What..?

"I left you on the ship, yes...I got sick. But I never really left you. I was still showing you what to do. I helped you defeat Lt. Surge and get your third badge...I showed you the way to the Rock Tunnel, and began to stumble around in it with you." Derrick felt awful acting this way, but as he spoke, he noticed Red's demeanor soften a bit. "How...how else did you think you had maneuvered your way around so easily? I was...guiding you." Red averted his gaze.

I guess you're right...I never knew why or how I developed the urges to go where I went...they just happened. So you really are God after all.

Derrick suddenly wanted to take back every word he had said, but it was too late now. At least Red was no longer utterly confused by his poor word choice. He reluctantly nodded. "Can we move on to Lavender Town, now?" So I can pretend I never said anything. The inside of Derrick's heart almost ached. He would possibly regret this.

Whatever you say...God.